Cruise Company Offers Four Year “Escape” During Trump Presidency Villa Vie Residences, an all-inclusive Florida-based cruise company, is offering Americans a four-year cruise that takes passengers to more than 425 ports in 160 countries. The four-year package starts at $160,000, but passengers can choose from four different deals depending on the amount of time they’d like to set sail. The four deals include the “One-Year Escape from Reality,” the “Two-Year Mid-Term Selection,” the “Three-Year Everywhere but Home,” and the “Four-Year Skip Forward.” The company’s Founder and CEO Mikael Petterson says the company would have rolled out the campaign regardless of which candidate won the election. “It’s not really a political campaign at all… It just happened that Trump won and there are more Democrats that are unhappy living in the U.S. now than Republicans.” England Cricket Legend Falls into Crocodile-Infested Waters, Saved by Former Rival Sir Ian Bothman was rescued by his former rival, Merv Hughes, when he fell into the Moyle River near Darwin, Australia. The two former cricket players were on a fishing trip on the river, which is known for crocodiles and sharks. Bothman’s flip-flops snagged some roping on board, causing him to fall headfirst into the river. While he did suffer severe bruising, his rival saved him before he became the trip’s bait. “My catch of the day was the barra [fish] while I was nearly catch of the day for all the crocs and bull sharks…” Bothman wrote on Instagram. Radio DJ Rescued from River Thames After Saving Dog Jordan North jumped into the River Thames after spotting a Labrador struggling near the Hammersmith Bridge in London. North is a former “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” contestant and a host of the Capital Breakfast show. North’s attempt to save the dog ended after he became “panicky,” but The Royal National Lifeboat Institution arrived and scooped both North and the dog out of the water. “The real heroes here are the RNLI who came out and got me, put a blanket round me,” North said. Mom’s Message in a Bottle Found by Her Daughter 26 Years Later Scarlet Van Eyk, a fourth grader at St. John the Baptist Catholic Elementary School in Ontario, Canada, was visiting the Great Lakes on a field trip when another child pointed out the bottle. Scarlet was shocked to find out the message was written by her mother, Makenzie Van Eyk, after a teacher began to read the message. The message dates to 1998, when Makenzie was assigned to write letters about the Great Lakes, put them in a bottle, and throw them into the water. Makenzie was in fourth grade when she wrote the letter, just like her daughter. Makenzie told the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation that she “absolutely” remembers writing the message in the bottle.